call me a cynic
call me a liar
call me in the mornin' and I'll still believe it
it's late and we're tired

cry me a river
write me a book
I will always know the awful truth about it
just take a look
there's no such thing as love
there's no such thing as you're the only one

there's no such thing as true romance because

'cause there's no such thing as love
but all the same I wish there was
a way that we could make it
maybe we could learn to fake it